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Name: Satan Gender: Male-ish to Hermaphrodite Age: 6666 Residence: The Great Pit Body Type: Scaly Height: 9’ 7” Eyes: Black Ethnicity: Goat-like TV Watching: Sitcoms, Dramas, and Movies Smoking: Smoker Occupation: Adversary of God, Lord of the Flies, Tempter of Mankind, Master of Hell Astrology: Pisces Interests: Long walks in the park, cooking, tempting Christians, Rock and Roll, quiet evenings by the fireplace drinking goat’s blood and blaspheming God Nicknames: Lucifer/Beelzebub/Prince of Darkness What makes me different from any of the 100’s of other incubus you might match? I’m a down to earth, outgoing social butterfly. Let me also mention, I’m cute too which tends to let me get away with a lot and I don’t really like hanging around the bottomless pit too much. I like to be out seeing all the great things the 7th layer of Hell has to offer. Anyway, right now I don’t really know what exactly it is that I’m looking for in a companion. I want someone that compliments my personality. Dishonesty and fornication are two big things for me at this point in my life. I do like the personification of evil that I turned out to be, but I have my downfalls like everyone else so I believe in self improvement and I’m not afraid of change. What else can I say? I’m a romantic guy. Lots of affection to share if you’re the right Jezebel. email me if interested!

Public Comments

  1. you had me at "hello"
  2. Finally over Saddam, huh, guy?
  3. This probably seemed a bit more humorous BEFORE you actually typed it... nice try though. You are dumb. Oh yeah, GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!
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